Independent parody. Not affiliated with Stanford University.

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Privacy

We use your photo only to make the parody image you asked for. Then we delete it.

What happens to your photo

If you share

Only if you tap Post on X or Copy a link, we publish a share page at an unlisted link. It shows your share image: your result, plus your original photo unless you tick Hide my original photo. Share pages last 30 days, are hidden from search engines, and can be deleted any time with Delete it now on your result page or by writing to us. Sharing the image straight from your phone's share sheet does not create a share page.

What we never do

Who processes your photo

The site runs on Cloudflare. Cloudflare Workers AI makes the image, and Cloudflare R2 holds files for the short times described above. If Cloudflare's model is unavailable, a backup provider (OpenRouter) may process the photo under the same rules. Cloudflare Turnstile checks that requests come from a person rather than a bot.

What we keep

We keep limited operational records without your photo: a random job number, the time, whether the job succeeded, which internal style was used, and what it cost. We keep these for up to 30 days to prevent abuse, reconcile costs, and fix problems. A cookie holds a random browser token so we can limit each browser to two results a day. We store only a one-way scrambled form of that token, never your IP address.

Analytics

We use Google Analytics to count visits and see which buttons people use. We never send your photo or your result to it. Google Analytics sets its own cookies.

Adults only

This site is for people aged 18 and over. Do not upload photos of anyone under 18, and only include other adults who are OK with it.

Requests

To ask about or delete anything related to you, write to youatstanford.1lper@simplelogin.com. Because results expire within an hour, we'll tell you whether anything still exists and delete it right away if it does.